Ever have a hook-up experience where you asked your partner if they were clean, they said “oh yeah, DEFINITELY” and then you woke up a few days later suffering with what could only be called A BURNING HELLFIRE URINE STREAM OF DEATH. “WHAT A LYING SKANK (or dick)!” you thought. “How could you SAY you […]
If you’ve ever browsed a porn site (DON’T LIE, YOU HAVE, DON’T EVEN TRY AND DENY IT, PERVERT), you’ve probably come across the occasional “squirting” video, showing a woman ejaculating upon orgasm. However, you’ve probably also heard the rumor that “squirting isn’t real,” that it’s “just urine,” or that they use quick cuts in the […]
You know what always makes Mondays better? A planned happy hour with friends? Nah. A breakfast burrito on the way to work? Barf, no! Sleeping in and playing hooky and watching Game of Thrones all day? Um, whatever, LAZY-ASS. If you ask us, the best way to spend a Monday morning is with LEARNING*! Yep, […]
Woop WOOP! We’re back! After a week of nature-packed, internet-less vacay, we’re strapping in for the remainder of the weird, wacky, sexy, crazy year. BUT FIRST: the icky. According to a new book titles XL Love, author and health-policy journalist Sarah Varney explains how the rise in obesity rates is destroying the sex lives of […]
We at OBC believe in caring for your sex life in the same way you would care for a pet. Take care of it. Let it be adventurous, but make sure its kept safe. Feed it often, and feed it good, healthy food, not that mass-produced all-corn crap that’s only $10. Take it in for […]
Now that your desire for the most TMI stuff on the web has been stoked, let’s move from obnoxious screechy comedian having an orgasm to 71-year-old granny talking about masturbation, shall we? On a recent episode of Katie Couric’s morning show, septuagenarian Shirley Partridge of the 1970s hit show The Partridge Family was asked what […]
I am a shamefully obsessive fan of the PBS show Downton Abbey. It’s like a soap opera, except British, so it seems less trashy to watch it at 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, I guess. In three seasons on the show, which is set in the English countryside in the 1920s, I don’t […]
Good morning! Rise and shine, folks! No no no, I know the first thing you want to do when you wake up. Don’t do it just yet. HEY. I said PUT IT AWAY. Before you start your morning spank-fest, give this interesting little vid a gander. DUDE. It’s three minutes long. YOU CAN WAIT THREE […]
Well, that headline was a bit misleading. What I should say is “OH SNAP: Penis Size Does Matter. If You’re With a Woman Who Only Has Vaginal Orgasms. Of Which There Are Very Few. So Don’t Stress About It.” According to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine which interviewed 323 women who […]
Sometimes, when gearing up to write the blog in the morning, I think to myself that I’m surely running out of topics on which to write. I mean, certainly there has to be a limit on sex and dating stories and advice columns, right? How many times can you try and explain how to fix […]
