WTF News Story of the Day
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The end.
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Cow Nipple Evening Gown
Sure, why not. Hey, I’m all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let’s be honest, Rachel Friere’s cow nipple idea isn’t any worse than anything we’ve seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like […]
Home Run Nut Shot
Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because […]
This AXE Commercial is False Advertising
Funny idea and all, but as a person with an 18-year-old brother with every strain (yes strain, like a disease) of Axe and the ability to fill an entire room with the stank of Axe-flavored ball sweat, I can guarantee you that this. Would. Never. Happen.
Yogasms
I really wish that I could rename this post, because saying Yogasm out loud creeps me out to the extreme because it sounds like Yo-Gabba-Gabba, the children’s show that my 3-year-old niece loves. Gross. I would call it like, a “zen-gasm” or a “OM-gasm” but I guess that’s not the technical term, so I won’t […]
Man Writes Book About Sex With a Dolphin
Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month “intimate relationship” with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in 1971 he carried out a relationship with Ruby, a dolphin in captivity at a Florida amusement park (ah yes, the most […]
Evangelicals are Having Pre-Marital Sex Too
Despite their crying out that we’re all going to hell for having casual sex, it turns out most evangelical Christians have had pre-marital sex too, which seems to prove two things – it’s natural, and inevitable! According to Jezebel and Relevant Magazine, 80% of unmarried evangelical Christians aged 18-29 have had sex. The figure is […]
Woman Arrested for Wanting Some Booty
What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa Minarsich to lose her mind and go ape-sh*t all over her boyfriend last night in Iowa […]
Which is More Awesome?
I’ve always found it strange that we Americans think it is so funny to watch other people suffer. Not like, real suffering, of course, but when a person is having a hard time at something that they should be fine at, it’s the funniest thing in the world to us (well, that and someone getting […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
I gotta admit, this Tuesday isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s because I’ve had the joy of seeing two total twats embarrass themselves on national television, maybe it’s because I had ice cream for breakfast, but I definitely am not in the normal, dragon-with-PMS mood that I am on most Tuesdays. Or maybe it’s because of […]