When a lady walks by and she’s wearing like, I don’t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you’re thinking like, man, she really needs some work down there, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it

A) She should probably hit the gym.

B) She should cut back on the doughnuts.

C) She should probably start buying a size larger, or

D) She should definitely get a BOOTY ENHANCEMENT spell cast by a powerful Wiccan Witch. Definitely.

We at BCU tend to either A, B, or C, or maybe a combination of them all. But hey, what do we know*, right? I mean for $8.95, it’s quite a steal! And free shipping?! SIGN ME UP. Just kidding. Don’t do that.

**Actually, we know that this is probably a ridiculous ploy by some woman who smells like cat litter and nag champa and lives in an attic somewhere.