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It's so close to being Super Bowl weekend, you guys! "But the Super Bowl is only on Sunday!" you might be thinking - wrong. Super Bowl begins tonight, when you argue with your friends about who is going to win, and then tomorrow, when you prepare for the big party by stocking up on chips, …

When Justin Bieber released a Christmas steampunk music video late last year, genuine steampunks (those people that walk around looking like futuristic broken clocks) were infuriated. How could this little twerp take their sacred lifestyle and share it with teenage girls? HE TOTALLY RUUUIIIIINED EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIING. So I wonder how they feel about the video from …

This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled …

It's exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.

... but this time, there's a twist! Check out this video from America's most, um, down home game show out there, Family Feud (if you aren't an a**hole, "down home" means "dumb as rocks". While wrong answers in Jeopardy are funny because the contestants are genius introverts with no real street smarts or social skills, …

Embedded media Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you're like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: "BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF." So, if I were to tell you that TLC …

Somehow I imagine that if our ancestors saw us tying rope to our feet all willy-nilly and then jumping off cliffs and bouncing around over rivers and jagged rocks they'd be pretty appalled. Like, "you do this and yet WE'RE the ones that died of cholera?" Sure, you could say that advances in modern technology …

And you thought public brawls were only classless enough to happen in the US, didn't you? WRONG-O! Turns out, people are the worst all over the world.Take the riot seen below, where a Chinese restaurant called New Dynasty in Montreal became the setting for an all-out race war between Chinese and black patrons this week. …

Confession time: I'm not that into movies. I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU'RE SHOCKED AN APPALLED. I tout movie trailers all the time, talking about how excited I am for comic book movies sci-fi films and action thrillers. But I'll be honest: I ALWAYS wait for them to come out on DVD because I hate seeing …

Whenever I hear dubstep, I imagine that the noises are what it sounds like when you drown to death. Just too many sounds at once, like your brain is imploding upon itself. However, that being said, if you've ever been to a dubstep party you know that it's about the most fun party you've ever …