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I haven't discussed much what's been going on in London because honestly, it's just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city.However, when I saw this …

Look, I'm not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn't hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into your skin that it won't rub off FOREVER, clearly the damage that they are doing is …

No offense to people who live in the South, but I've been watching this documentary about the history of America and it kind of seems like the whole culture of the South is the worst? Like they wanted to keep slaves SO BAD that they were willing to go to WAR over it? And then …

Vigilante justice, would, in most cases, be frowned upon by the police and society as being dangerous and counter-productive to the justice system. You are in no cases expected or encouraged to chase a criminal down, as it could result in more injury - of yourself or others. However, in this case, where some C-WORD …

It's 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon which is usually when my brain begins the switch from writewritewrite mode into get drunk mode and make irreparable mistakes mode, but I just had to share this movie trailer with you for the upcoming comedy "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy."Starring SNL funny men Jason Sudeikis and Will …

Groundbreaking. Shocking. Unbelievable. These are all words that could be applied to this Today Show series called "Breast Obsessed in America," an intriguing, controversial segment that many news outlets would be too timid to show. Watch below as the daring news team venture where no anchors have been before: The Hooters in Midtown. This is …

Legacy embedded media How was your weekend, by the way? I forgot to ask you. I'm sorry. Was it great? Did you hit up some great parties and hot clubs? Hook up with a sexy booty call or maybe two? Yeah, me too. I was out bar-hopping and being super awesome all weekend. What I …

Legacy embedded media OOF, Jay Leno, OOF.I mean, it's bad enough that an adorable little girl had to die. It's even worse that she might have died at the hands of her mother. It's even worse that people all over my Facebook news feed don't understand the American justice system so they write things like …

Legacy embedded media CURSES, I TELL YOU! CURSES ON THE FOOL WHO CENSORED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST GLORIOUS VIDEO OF ALL TIME! HOW DAREST THOU COVER THE LADY BITS OF ONE OF THE FINEST-ASS WOMEN IN AMERICA, NAY, THE WORLD! YOU SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH AT THE STAKE, BUT NOT BEFORETH I …

So many questions, where do I start? 1) What? 2) Isn't it weird to see Sasha Grey in a video online in which you can not see the inside of her anus? Weird! 3) What? 4) Was that slow motion shot of the soap dispenser necessary? Seriously. 5) No really, what? Why are music videos …