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Legacy embedded media Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns I'd like to provide some commentary, but anything I say will pale in comparison to the hilarity of this video. Just... just watch it.

Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of another animal) that has better memory and rhythm than any American I know.

Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a curb and face-planting into the hot asphalt makes me never want to drink again. And the other something about this video makes me want to crack open a beer, watch it again, and laugh. What to do, what …

Have you noticed that those Halloween Superstores always go in and take over bankrupt department stores right around late August? Like there is a shut down Mervyn's over here that is suddenly full of cheap plastic wigs and skanky polyester nurse costumes, and no one has noticed the metaphorical creepiness of having a fear-based holiday …

Legacy embedded media Just when you thought that morning newscasts couldn't possibly become less watchable... when you thought that there was nothing in the world more embarrassing than a watching the forced, awkward jokes of 75 year old weathermen with Botoxed earlobes, a gem like this comes around and reminds you that in the entertainment …

While I applaud the scientists at UC Berkeley for their thousands of man hours put into furthering the public's knowledge of robotics, and am very impressed that they were able to make a machine capable of feeling textures, matching colors and pairing things, I'm pretty sure the phrase isn't "'Menial chore you can do naked …

So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some friends from out of town or visit with your fam- OKAY OKAY I DON'T CARE. …

Legacy embedded media I don't know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which makes no sense? I mean, he's got the skin of a newborn …