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Dwyane Wade blocking childrens' shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little cockroach in front of all their friends and family.

Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ'd rendition of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance,' despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he's classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel …

Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station's Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he's an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can't sing doesn't mean he can't have dreams of stardom, you know. Don't …

These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK CHECK.

Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken eloquence.

Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you'll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.

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There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I'll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills... it was AWESOME. However, I …