Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station’s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he’s an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can’t sing doesn’t mean he can’t have dreams of stardom, you know. Don’t judge**.

** Do judge, because WTF is going on.