You know how sometimes you’re like, “having to walk myself through Wal Mart all the time is so hard!” and “all this regular breathing and blood pumping is a real drag!” because you’re a generally fit person who isn’t 500 pounds and can fit in most booths at restaurants? Well, your troubles are over today, buddy, because Denny’s has come out with a delicious looking treat that will guarantee to raise your health insurance premiums as well as your jean size!

It’s called the Fried Cheese Sandwich, and although it looks like a cross section fossil excavation in the earth’s crust, it’s actually just a bunch of mozzarella sticks shoved into a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough with a side of crinkle fries, because that is something that we’ve all been asking for!

“Boy, the only thing this sandwich full of cheese could use to make it better would be some MORE CHEESE. And actually, if that cheese could be FRIED, this thing would be perfect. Get on that, Denny’s.”