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When I had my first crush at 16 (I was a late bloomer who turned into a beautiful flower), I remember that he wore Old Spice cologne. And I thought it was so George Clooney of him. Like, so totally mature and OH EM GEE KATIE HE IS SO SOPHISTICATED. And now, a whole 6 …

Sometimes my mom likes to talk about pop culture. It's pretty hilarious, because as a rule, she doesn't know what she's talking about. She calls celebrities the wrong names, loves the Jersey Shore, and totally believes the Bachelorette is a legitimate show about people looking for love. This is another great example of how older …

It looks like everyone is getting in on the World Cup fever... even Americans (gasp! AMERICANS!) are tuning in at the god-awful hour of 7 am to watch 90 minutes of running, fake injuries, bleached hair, and OH YEAH, AWESOME DISPLAYS OF AGILITY AND ATHLETICISM. Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and other notable Americans have been …

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If you're like me, the first time you heard Kesha's hit single "Tik Tok," you thought, sure, this is kinda catchy, but it would be a million times better if it was set to a mash up of old school William Shatner era Star Trek clips, you know? No? You didn't think that? Well shut …

People today just don't appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, "WTF," instead of "Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been …

Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well... yep. Guess so.

I don't know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don't quote me on this, but I'm under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don't quote me …

There're really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the "Prepare for Disaster" spot in our cupboards AND c) …