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It's Monday morning. You're cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn't find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, "rough morning, …

Oh, Avril. I'm pretty sure that when the 28-year-old Canadian made her first single, Complicated, she didn't know what a joke she'd be to the majority of America. People laughed at her pseudo-punk attire and attempts at looking "tough." Then she came out with Sk8r Boi, and it was over. Any punk cred she had …

In a perfect world, people could get booty whenever they wanted. Booty on demand, if you will. There'd be no STDs running around making life difficult, and pregnancies could be controlled in a similar way to how Todd Akin thinks human bodies work. Unfortunately, this isn't the case. We have to be careful. We have …

It's Monday. The sun is too bright. Smiling passerby and their friendly dogs seem to be mocking you. For some reason the beautiful landscape you have set as your computer's desktop makes you want to throw your monitor through a window. And of course, because it's Monday, the breakfast burrito you brought (because UGH, it's …

Move over, Miley, The One True Queen of Twerking has arrived. Legacy embedded media HAPPY WEEKENDING, EVERYONE! Get yo twerk on!

Welp, it appears as though we are on a one-track, high speeding train (eek, too soon?) to Awkwardville, because after the Cho-rgasm and the Old Lady Flickin' the Bean, we now have a gender-reversed parody of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video, and boooooyyyyy is it, um, somethin'. "Mod Carousel, a Seattle-based boylesque troupe, recreated the …

WELCOME BACK! How was your weekend? All you people that had four day weekends, screw you how are you feeling? Did you feel yesterday like maybe you'd just never go back to work and would go on a backpacking trip across Europe because life is short and you've been wasting so much of it working …

Sex addiction: is it a real thing? According to Tiger Woods, yes. And recently according to the DSM-IV (aka the bible of mental disorders) YES! Still, though, there are people who don't really believe that addiction to sex is a mental disorder. Take for example, Gwyneth Paltrow in the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a …

Wake up. HEY YOU. WAKE UP NOW. Important business. If you're one of the very few who haven't been watching HBO's hit fantasy show Game of Thrones (based on the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin), either because you don't have access to premium channels or because you are …