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Terrifying Easter Surprise

I know I speak for all of us when I say thank GOD no one did this me as a child. On the other hand, as an adult I can openly and honestly say HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
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Almost Pizza

Alright LOOK. I'm not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It's disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then …
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Which is More Awesome: COOL SPORTS MOVE EDITION

Fun fact about me: I was a gymnast for ten years! Funnier fact about me: I was pretty bad, although I DID win the floor exercise for my age group at Nationals one year. Needless to say, now that my daily life consists of sitting in front of a computer and worrying about carpal tunnel …
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It's Friday!

Sometimes, you're just having a bad day. A bad WEEK, even. You're tired and grumpy and nothing tastes good and you just want to pull the covers over your head because the sun is too bright and sleep for a year or two. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S FRIDAY, and you find a …
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The Dictator Trailer

I know that our generation is a bunch of people who, for some reason, really enjoy feeling uncomfortable and awkward and squirmy when they are watching TV and movies. That's how The Office got so popular, and how this was a viral phenomenon, and how a movie like Borat could be a smash at the …
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Road Trip Sing Along

Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling "ROAD TRIIIIIIP!" over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy …
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Wasted Girl Tries to Hook Up With a Tree

As a music lover who is just days away from heading out to the desert for the 3-day sh*t show that is the Coachella Valley Music Festival, I have to admit I feel for this girl at Ultra Music Fest. She's probably out of her mind on several types of drugs and alcohol, has lost …
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Sleepy Skiing Baby is a Metaphor for Wednesday

It's only WEDNESDAY? It feels like Friday, December 31st, 2099! That's how long this week feels for me, anyone else in the same boat? Sometimes, I guess, you need work weeks that feel like centuries because it makes you appreciate your weekends more, instead of staying under a blanket eating a block of cheese and …
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OK Gopid

In general, I'm a big fan of the dating site OKCupid.com. They, like us, take a light-hearted approach to online dating, and their fantastic blog uses statistical analysis of their massive member base to help people understand what single people are REALLY looking for in their dating lives. However, I still have to laugh at …
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