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Macy Gray's Ode to Her Vibrator
All women know, their vibrators fill a hole in their heart (ahem) no man can ever fill - until of course they can install vibrator tips in penises. And after years of staying quiet, finally, women have an anthem to shout from the rooftops when they're firing up their Rabbits and Lelos... courtesy of 90s …
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Sex Toys or Beauty Products?
The perfect pick me up for a Monday morning? Watching a woman use an anal probe as a curling iron. 'Nuff said. Via BuzzFeed: C Fashion noticed that sex toys look eerily similar to beauty products. To prove this, they brought in individuals of all ages to test “cutting edge” makeup and beauty items that …
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These Couples Watched Hardcore Porn Together
Have you ever watched porn with a significant other? Or even just a sex partner? It can be an enlightening experience - learning what turns them on or off, and seeing what you two have in common - like lesbian sex or things that involve "aunties". Buzzfeed did us all a favor and gathered up …
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Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball In Beer, Chugs It
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Teacher Takes an Axe to the Nuts in Demo Gone Wrong
Some days, you just need a video to make you say, "yeah, my life's not that bad." You might be having a long week or you're catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe's raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way - you didn't get an AXE to …
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Ridiculous 70s Venereal Disease PSA
You know we're all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims "VD is …
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Derek Zoolander and Hansel do Fashion Week
It's only Tuesday and already it's been a rough week. Frat racism, rampant old hag racism and horrific dead babies are just the start of it, and we're feeling exhausted and ready to crawl under the covers until Friday. Luckily, one fun thing happened that is brightening this dismal week, and it comes in the …
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All-Natural, Eco-Friendly, Sustainable Condoms
These days, it's all about going green. Driving a low-emission vehicle, buying your produce from a farmer's market, using shampoo that was NEVER tested on animals, of course. And now apparently we should be going green in the bedroom, with the invention of L. brand toxin-free, carbon-consciously manufactured condoms. Their marketing ploy? Be a "real" …
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Will Ferrell Perfectly Lip Synced Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love'
After the clusterf*ck that was the Super Bowl yesterday, the REAL show happened - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart had themselves an EPIC lip sync battle on Jimmy Fallon's talk show. We could try and explain the madness, but we'll let Will show you the magic himself:
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