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Bill Nye Has Won Dancing With the Stars

Alright, not really. This clip is actually just from the first episode of this season of Dancing With the Stars, but I feel as though we should just stop wasting time since Bill Nye, that dude that got you marginally interested in science back through cheesy jokes and terrible puns in the 90s, IS THE …
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Happiness is Dancing At Bus Stops

There are few bad ideas as bad as eating from a taco shop for lunch. Unfortunately, because I'm a lazy piece of shit for a very legitimate reason I skipped making myself a salad and instead went to the closest cheapest food joint in the 'hood: a Mexican food spot down the street which I …
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Ridin' Dirty

We all had that friend growing up who was a kind of a thug. He talked back to his parents and skipped classes and sometimes you saw him (or her) smokin' a cig behind school. They tried pot before everyone and maybe even got in trouble with the law for graffiti or shoplifting. Plus on …
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I'M NOT SLEEPY I'M NOT SLEEPY

The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it's a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just …
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The Maraschino Step

It's only Monday, and already we know what the dance craze of the weekend is. Everyone, say hello to the Maraschino Step: Embedded media This incredible, sexual AND simultaneously laugh-inducing groove is the brainchild of Sione Maraschino, an Orlando dude whose dance moves to Kendrick Lamar's “M.A.A.D. City” (Eprom Remix) in the middle of a …
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Monday Twerk Fail

WHAT?! WHOA!!! WHAT HAPPENED?! Two seconds ago I was getting up from my desk super excited to start the weekend - hit the clubs, lay out at the beach, eat breakfast at 1 in the afternoon, and then POOF - here I am, back in my office chair with a whole five days of work …
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Bald Eagles Aren't Particularly Religious

At an Oral Roberts University mass last week, the message must have been particularly patriotic because they felt it appropriate to bring a BALD EAGLE INTO THE CHAPEL and release it to the sounds of thousands of students screaming "U-S-A!" at the top of their lungs. Newsflash: wild animals aren't into being in enclosed spaces …
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The Most Eloquent Pageant Answer Ever

We've seen some pretty amazing Q&A section videos from beauty queens in our time. From Miss Utah's incredibly insightful vision for the future of education to Miss Teen South Carolina's outstanding knowledge of geography, it's clear that all the women entering these pageants are smart, well-rounded, and culturally aware. However, those two will have to …
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Drunk Vs Stoned

Do you know what you look like drunk or stoned? You've probably seen photos and maybe even a poorly-lit video that you took when you MEANT to take a picture, but do you really know how you look after 8 beers or maybe a rather large bong toke? I mean, I know when I'm drunk …
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