Just Kidding April Fools is the Best And I Love It
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail – when we’re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on […]
No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see who has the sexiest moves? Or is it […]
I repeat, April Fools is dumb. But at least this video includes fart sounds.
How was your week? Good? Eh? So-so? Asi asi? Comme ci, comme ca (FRENCH!)? Or horrifically disastrous in every possible way that makes you want to crawl under the covers until summer? For me it was the latter. Sometimes even the best of us have weeks that make us go, “huh?” Or more realistically, “WHAT […]
I really wish there was some metaphor I could use right now to compare Wednesdays to this video. Like, “Wednesdays are the point of no return, like when you try and do the helicopter trick and get stuck between the railings and there’s nothing you can do about it,” but really this video needs no […]
The past two weeks have gifted us with some great videos of flawless dancing skills from unexpected sources. Whether it’s someone’s Nana who adds in a touch of obscenity, or the Russian dude with moves like a beer-gutted Mick Jagger, we’ve realized that a good dance vid can make even the cloudiest days bright and […]
Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You’ve been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we won’t have to call the police. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY THOUGH, GIRLFRIEND!
Some other possible titles for this post: “Teenagers.” “Hey Girl, You Should Have Higher Self-Esteem.” “Ball Launching Trick Goes Exactly As You Think It Will Go” “Laura, Tell Your Mom You Just Tripped Or Something” Please share your own title ideas in the comments!
Good morning, sunshine! Here we are, lookin’ at Tuesday straight in the face and laughing and saying, “no YOU SHUT UP.” Today we strap on our big boy boots and roundhouse kick Tuesday in the chin. We say, “I’ve had six cups of coffee and an acai bowl instead of a breakfast burrito so I’m […]