This is How Monday Feels
Like your own mother kicked you in the face with a soccer ball.
Funny Videos
Terrified Man on a Mono Bobsled
I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, “I just sh*t my pants and I don’t even care if you know it.” […]
Will Ferrell Doing an Interview Entirely in Spanish
Here’s a fun fact about me – I hail from the land of Puerto Rico! You can tell this fact about me because I have brown hair and thick eyebrows and an affinity for high top Nike tennis shoes. Whenever people find out this fact about me, though, they instantly ask if I speak Spanish, […]
Guinness’ St. Patrick’s Day Ad
This weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, you heard right – the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties – you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there […]
Dog Party
What’s that? You want to start the day with a vaguely terrifying video about a bunch of dogs having a party because it’s the second day of Daylight Savings and you spent the FIRST day of DST partying your face off for the entire day and now you feel terrible, like maybe the worst you’ve […]
Kazakhstan National Anthem Fail
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! This is going to be a good day, I can already tell.
Happy Birthday!
It’s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don’tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative “journalist” and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will […]
Zay Zay the 5 Year Old Comedian
SURE, he’s definitely just reciting lines that his parents are feeding him, and YES, a majority of the jokes do play off racial stereotypes in a way that might not be the most politically correct, and okay FINE, some of the things he is saying sound a TEENSY TINY BIT ABUSIVE, but HEY – this […]
Movie: The Movie
I’ve long given up on the Academy Awards, what about you? I mean, I generally use the nominations as a short list of movies I should go see in the coming year (and by “go see” I mean Netflix months after they come out on DVD), but other than that, I’ve come to the conclusion […]
Awkward Kristin Welcomes Us to the Weekend
Ugh, it’s like you can TASTE the awkward. GET OUT OF THE WAY, KRISTIN! HURRY UP, WEEKEND!