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STD Worries Are Highest on Mondays

I suppose there is at least ONE reason to like Tuesdays more than Mondays - according to a Danish study, people worry most about STDs and AIDS (and call hotlines about them) on Mondays, likely because they have unprotected sex most on Fridays and Saturdays. But why not a spike in callers on Sundays? they …
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A Wet Dream on Elm Street Looks Kind of Awesome

I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won't know it till they're removing your liver with a circular saw. The only things I …
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Weatherman Tangled in Bizarre Sex Death

If I had to think of the top five ways that I'd NOT want to be found dead, I'd say that "naked, wearing a dog collar, in a hot tub" would probably be #2, just barely above "with heroin in my butt" but definitely under "on the toilet covered in poop."Unfortunately for Brett Cummins (awesome …
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Norway Vs US: Sex Edition

I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations' show where he talked about "going bamboo," or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This usually happens in tropical paradises like Indonesia or Vietnam, but I could see myself "going bamboo" in Norway after seeing these two dueling news …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

So, not only is this a TUESDAY BLUESDAY, but it's also the Tuesday after a holiday weekend... which makes it, like, 100, maybe 500 times worse?Luckily for you we're going to brighten your afternoon with a couple great success stories from OBC, in our weekly installment of TestiMOANial Tuesday:"I met the most beautiful man on …
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Man Ordered to Pay Ex $14,000 For Lack of Sex

Now, that's not something you hear every day: according to Gawker, a French man named Jean-Louise (hahaha! seriously?!) is being ordered to pay his ex-wife 10,000 euro (or about $14,000) for not having sex with her enough during their marriage! After divorcing her husband two years ago, the defendant's ex-wife must have decided she had …
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Weird Kink Alert: SNEEZE FETISHES.

Popping balloons!Plastic Rafts!Grown men in diapers!Feet!NOT HAVING SEX!These are all sexual fetishes that we've learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube videos of the activity surfaced.Now …
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Divorce Can Lead to Kids Binge Drinking

To think, of all the times we talked about the cruel consequences of marriage and divorce, we never thought of the children! We're MONSTERS! Thanks to the Telegraph, though, we've been reminded that those who suffer most from divorce have no choice in it - the kiddos. According to a new study by the Demos …
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Red States More Likely to Divorce

Whenever the US Census comes out with new statistics on marriage, it's interesting, but in a "well I could have told you that" sort of way. The most recent findings are no exception, as The Huffington Post reports - although more people are getting married in the conservative states, the marriages are less likely to …
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Bisexual Men DO Exist

According to a new study, a dude doesn't automatically become GAY the second he experiments with another guy, despite what fraternity bros have been shouting for years. The study, performed by Northwestern University (coincidentally the same school that stated bisexuality was an "unproven theory" in 2005), seems to show that men, like women, can in …
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