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Would You Use an App to Track Your Sex Life?

We at OBC believe in caring for your sex life in the same way you would care for a pet. Take care of it. Let it be adventurous, but make sure its kept safe. Feed it often, and feed it good, healthy food, not that mass-produced all-corn crap that's only $10. Take it in for …
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Zurich Opens First Sex Drive-In

There are lots of things you can get from a drive-through. Hamburgers. Burritos. Coffee. Money. Booze! If you've got a loyal Nordstrom rep, you could probably spend an entire day shopping without leaving your car. And now, if you live in Switzerland, you can even get LAID in a drive-through! In an effort to make …
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Porn Sex Vs Real Sex... What's the Difference?

In this fantastic video by New York production company Kornhaber Brown, we learn the many, many differences between porn sex and real-life sex. From penis size, time until orgasm, and amount of hair - we learn how porn makes sex a little more sexy (and maybe messes with our sexuality?). Check it out this NSFW …
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People Who Have More Sex Make More Money

What's that? You think you need a college education and a once-in-a-lifetime internship to make big bucks? NOPE! Put down the heavy textbooks, cause all you need to roll in the dough is lots of rollin' in the hay! According to a study by the Institute for the Study of Labor, an economic research institution, …
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Here is a Great Reason to Wear a Condom

Durex is known for fantastic ads. But in terms of terrifying you into wearing a condom every single time no matter what even if she says she's on birth control AND wears a diaphragm AND you pull out... this one probably wins. Protect yourself against evil, guys. Wear a condom.
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Marriage Is For Yuppies

oh look, the elusive $5 million wedding in the wild! What have we learned about marriage this year? We learned that young marriages are on the decline. We found out some guys hate their wives so much, they concoct elaborate plans to kill them. Oh, here's a good one - we know that you can …
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Shave Em Dry

I'm not even a TOTAL old, but I'm definitely above the age-bracket that most pop/R&B songs are geared towards. One Direction, Justin Bieber, and whoever-the-hell Lil Twist is all make music that is kinda unbearable to my 25+ year old eardrums. But at the same time, I don't really understand the hate around songs that …
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Is It The End of Young Marriages?

It's no surprise to you that we at OBC believe in waiting for marriage - or heck, not getting married at all. However, we know that the marriage tradition will probably live on for quite some time, at least until people realize they can throw themselves a bad-ass party without having to contractually chain yourself …
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71 Year Old Says Masturbation is the Key to Looking Young

Now that your desire for the most TMI stuff on the web has been stoked, let's move from obnoxious screechy comedian having an orgasm to 71-year-old granny talking about masturbation, shall we? On a recent episode of Katie Couric's morning show, septuagenarian Shirley Partridge of the 1970s hit show The Partridge Family was asked what …
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