This is an Ad For Soy Milk
Ummmmmm. What.
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Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Her Own Show
It’s Friday! Wait, what? It’s Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I’m pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago… Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The “LEARNING” Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember […]
Man Has a Fetish For His Wife’s Breast Milk
Funny, I was totally planning on eating lunch today.
Happy Monday From Trace Cyrus
I usually like to start Mondays with something, funny and fun and smile-inducing, to wake you from your weekend haze and jump start you right into the work week. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not the case this week. Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I’m really […]
Is It Racist? Utah Magazine Edition
I probably could have shortened that title to “Is It Racist? Utah” and you’d be like, “uh, yeah, probably,” but let’s just go with this. In a recent issue of Utah Valley Magazine the editors thought it would be super witty and a great pun if they decided to feature a photo of their staff’s […]
World’s Fattest Woman Turns to Sex to Lose Weight Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God
We’ve often talked about the health benefits of getting booty, from weight loss to mood enhancements and even longer lifespan. We definitely stand by our claims and hope anyone, of any age or ethnicity or body type, feels compelled to let boot-knockin’ help them on their path to healthy living. BUT OH MY GOD OH […]
6 Year Old Raps About Booty and I Don’t Like It
Maybe it’s the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn’t have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn’t know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as […]
Is it Racist? McDonald’s Ad From the 70s
As always, it’s up to you… is it racist? (Other possibility – it’s the 70s, everything was weird back then.)
And the Mugshot of the Year Award Goes To…
29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn’t it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about […]
Oh Great, Another Florida Cannibal
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called “copycat crimes,” where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). […]