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Owner of Segways Drives Segway Off Cliff

this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don't think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have more …
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Old People Are Scientifically Jerks

We all love our grandparents. They're wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our shame arsenal, and are usually purveyors of those hard butterscotch candies that no one else seems to like, but damn I love 'em. However, a new study has been released that seems to imply that old people, …
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John Lennon’s Toilet Seat Sells for $14,740

If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, "do whatever you want with this money, no one will ever know," I'd like to say that I'd put half into a savings account and like, I dunno, make a down payment on a house with the other half? Who knows. Maybe I'd go …
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno?

When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind? Friends? Entourage? True Blood? Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?! I'm sure your first idea for a primetime porn parody would be Curb Your Enthusiasm, RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Well, too bad …
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