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Best Crime Stories of the Week

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There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people …
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Burglars Snort Dog Ashes, Thought They Were Cocaine

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Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, "You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals."Then again, there is a reason they are given the title 'World's Dumbest', and it's because there was probably little …
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Man Kills Wife During 'Sexual Gun Play'

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AND WE'RE BACK, with reason #12,720 that you should stay single: your husband might SHOOT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX.Now, I'm all for some kinkiness in the bedroom, and I can imagine that after many years together things tend to get stale and you might want to spice things up and try new things... …
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Groom Kills Bride, Best Man, Self at Wedding

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It's beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed "maritally induced insanity." Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments …
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Le Penis

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Paris in the fall... so romantic, so beautiful, so aerial view of a penis drawn in the snow from the Eiffel tower. What a lovely way to wake up on a Wednesday morning, right? Happy hump day, readers!
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Man Castrates His Daughter's Boyfriend

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dilligaf-rants.blogspot.com I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. A FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD man castrates his SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD daughter's FIFTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD boyfriend. So many different types of sevens that shouldn't be in the same sentence together, but it's true: In Germany (of course Germany) recently, Helmut Seifert received an anonymous phone call that his teen …
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Woman Bites Off Husband's Tongue

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Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single.The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday night, when she was arrested for allegedly biting off her husband's tongue and injuring his junk after …
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When You See It, You'll... Be Grossed Out.

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You: "Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-... wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that's sort of really weird. That angle is just... and her boob is sort of... but I guess, I mean whatever she's- wait wait WAIT THAT IS FAT GIRL'S ARM.
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Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day is Tomorrow

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why don't you just sleep with this guy if you love hair so much? via eatliver.com What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days? What with Movember and the influx of hipsters rocking face fur that would make an Italian plumber jealous, I am constantly left wondering when the hell we time …
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Penis Tattoo Revenge

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People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY …
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