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Dumb Criminal Off

I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We've had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms – Volume 4

We're back this lovely Monday morning to bring your our favorite part of the week... going through our databases to find out how all you nutjobs got here in the first place. Yep, in case you didn't know, if you got here by searching something on Google or Yahoo or AltaVista or whatever, we know …
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Dumb Criminal Off

This is pretty much my favorite part of the week: BCU's Dumb Criminal Off, where we take the funniest, most ridiculous crime stories of the past week and as YOU to decide who is dumber!The Naked DUILet's begin with 25-year-old Angela Ferranti, above, who was driving drunk in Florida (FLORIDA AGAIN?!) with her boyfriend who …
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Company Seeks All Naked Staff

There is much debate on the internets today about whether or not this story is real or fake, and although I am usually one to hope and pray that every shocking story is true - I'm gonna have to keep my fingers crossed that this one is fake:According to Newswire, Nude House is a software …
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Murderer Wins ‘Miss Jail’ Contest in Brazil

Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria's Secret models can't speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I …
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UNF Oral Sex Photo Controversy

So, looks like pictures of war victims with their faces' blown off are A-OK for a college newspaper, but a photo of a dude simulating going down on a girl WITH NO NAUGHTY BITS OR FACES showing is absolute filth and an abomination to the college. So says the staff of the University of North …
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Dumb Criminal of the Week: BK Brawler

2011 began as year of the public brawl. It was a risky moment in fight-fashion (fightshon?) and for the first several weeks we were quite shocked by how many people were rocking the new fad. Unfortunately, public brawls began to flood the market. Every other day someone else was backhanding someone else on the subway …
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WTF: I BREASTFEED MY DAD

In a world where we are just constantly bombarded by WTF, in the shape of dancing dogs and partly-retarded 100% retarded criminals, I have noticed that I have become partially numbed to the WTF. "Oh, you have a squirrel that can jet ski? That is SO 1998. Find me a one-legged squirrel that raised a …
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Dumb Criminal Off: Laptop Dancer Vs the Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident

Is it just me or are criminals getting dumber by the day? Like, exponENtially dumber, right? Like when was the last time a headline said, "Expert Genius Criminal Pulls Off Phenomenally Difficult Heist And Gets Away With It And Does Nothing Dumb The Entire Time"? OH WAIT, BERNIE MADOFF (HEY-OHHHH, SOMEWHAT OUTDATED TOPICAL JOKE!). But …
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