WTF

In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it's tough for any other states to take …

I never thought I'd say someone was taking recycling too far, but leave it to a so-called artist to push the envelope into gross-town. Conceptual artist Cherry Tree (aka Charity Blansit, but apparently that wasn't hippie enough) has decided to start an "art project" that will turn her own urine into a perfume. "I am …

If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet... the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, …

You know how sometimes you're on a plane, and you're sitting next to an eighteen year old girl, and you're like, 'oh man, I really gotta pop one off right now or I won't be able to enjoy this showing of Maid in Manhattan', so you pull out your penis on a crowded flight and …

Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE - this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn't get them tickets to Oprah's final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all …

While in America, people are finally realizing marriage isn't mandatory, in China, a woman almost died for it. According to the New York post, Li-Wan, the young woman in the video above, was so heartbroken when she found out that her fiance called off their wedding that she decided to don her wedding gown and …

Let's take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country... back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance …