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Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 6

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Sometimes I think the term WTF is a little bit played out. Of all the internet abbreviations, that one is the most often exploited, especially by out-of-touch dads and teenagers afraid to cuss in front of their teachers. It might be time we come up with a new abbreviation to exemplify our collective disgust at …
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Woman Shoots Cop With her Breast Milk

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You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I …
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Wheelchair Legend

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We spend so much time on this blog making fun of dumb criminals, and calling dumb criminals "dumb criminals" when in reality they're probably mentally unstable displaced members of society, and lamenting the state of Florida and its retarded citizens. So this Monday morning, let's take a different route and say "good job!" to this …
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Creepiest Craigslist Ad Ever

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You know how when you're on Craigslist and you're looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the "pictures only" option because otherwise you'll end up driving 30 miles to go see a "brand new custom-made oak dining table" that ends up looking like …
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The Southwest Pilot Rant About Gays, Grannies, and Grandes

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Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, …
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Japan Making Burgers Out of Human Poop

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You know when it's around 12 o'clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin' and you begin to brainstorm the many things you'd love to have for lunch? Perhaps you'll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you've been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off …
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Your Bath Salts Crime of the Week

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I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for "bath salts," but I am afraid that all I'd get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the "bath salts" drug and …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that's not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of …
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Woman Gets 3,200 Piercings to Break World Record

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I guess I understand the appeal of breaking a world record in sports. It would be an incredible feeling to know that you were (faster/stronger/better at throwing crap) than anyone else on the planet, at least for the fleeting moments that you hold that record before a younger more agile person unseats you. Sports, however, …
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Dumb Criminal Alert

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Let's get one thing clear - I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can't subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do not by any stretch of the imagination consider myself smart. However, I would like to …
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