WTF
I think we've all come to the realization that even if you're not falling off the platform and getting brutally run over by it, the NYC subway is a terrifying place. Whether you're getting molested by a racist naked guy or getting attacked by a dog-sized rat or witnessing a grown-ass man put a rat …
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Drunk Lady Can't Get Out of the Ocean
It's been a while since San Diego decided to pass its controversial Prop D, which banned consumption of alcoholic beverages on the sands of our many beaches. It feels like just yesterday, though, because we are still pissed. Especially because the debacle that lead to that proposition getting on the ballot was absolutely, positively, no …
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Hiding Things In Your Vagina is the New Public Brawl
Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I'd like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style - storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were …
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Dumb Criminal Off
Annnnnd we're back with this week's dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you're like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here's what you missed: "Bath Salts" are the street name for a substance …
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WTF of the Day: Adult Babies
Legacy embedded media You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can't go back to my normal life at night. And no …
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Guy Gets William and Kate Tattoos. On His Teeth.
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands …
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Lame Rapper Can't Handle His Weed
YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don't want to …
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World's Craziest Methhead?
I was very proud a few days ago to have found the World's Dumbest Criminal, and I wondered how I could ever even top that in the weekly Dumb Criminal Off... I mean that guy was just a GEM. However, it turns out that while he may in fact be the world's DUMBEST criminal, he …
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WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL
It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the …
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