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Dancing Squid Meal Looks Horrifying

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MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid "dancing" in your bowl and by "dancing" I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON'T EAT THAT THING!
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Grocery Clerk Arrested For Putting Semen In Yogurt

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A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store.Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market when …
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WTF Standoff: Robot Mouth Vs. School of French Kissing For Dogs

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We've all been in relationships that just don't work out. Where you're in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can't determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you've been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you …
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Planking Has Gone Far Enough

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I didn't really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. "What are all these gol' durn youngins doin' with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!" Except in this case I'm a twentysomething thinking "ew …
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Eating Fail

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The idea of "fails" is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling "FAIL" in someone's face when they mess up isn't just unfunny, it's rude, but something about pointing out peoples' mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently …
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White Supremacist Picks Fight With Wrong Black Guy

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I don't believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear …
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Where Pickles Come From

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On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don't know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome.A pickle. A dill pickle to …
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Rent-A-Friend VHS Tape

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This is a preview of a 60 (SIXTY!) minute VHS video circa 1986, which features a friendly guy named Sam dressed in a egg-crate sweater being sociable and talking to the viewer, perhaps to serve as a friend or to help train people how to act in social situations. Interestingly, it could also very easily …
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Man Tries to Escape Prison in Suitcase

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They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I think? According to AP, a young woman in Chetumal, Mexico, was detained after looking slightly suspicious carrying a large, bulky suitcase after a conjugal visit her husband in prison. According to the NY …
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Chronic Masturbation Syndrome Is a Thing

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Not only is "chronic masturbation syndrome" a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography in his cell to soothe it. Oh, and video games and a personal television set.21-year-old Kyle Richards is …
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