WTF

I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance's page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no …

Don't watch that video. No, really. Don't do it. I'm serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don't. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it …

Don't get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully... yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE …

Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It's not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are …

Embedded mediaHow NOT to Jump Into a Pool - watch more funny videos Embedded media From the "People Failing at Easy Things" Vault comes this video, which reminds us that if anything, the end of summer is the end of drunken BBQs and the horrible, horrible choices that come with them. ::SHUDDER:: TGIF, Weekend Warriors! …

It's times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons' book and start going on missions trips to areas that don't yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a "sexual mission trip" to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: …