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Woman Arrested for Wanting Some Booty

What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa Minarsich to lose her mind and go ape-sh*t all over her boyfriend last night in Iowa …
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WTF Video of the Day

I hope with all of my being that the creators of this video just happened upon a particularly potent strain of marijuana, smoked a particularly large amount of it, and then filmed with video because "dude, nothing makes sense in the world man, let's show that in this video." I hope to GOD that this …
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Vagina Tent (NSFW)

Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don't you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask me.
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Worst Reuters Story Ever

Um, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?Have a nice Thursday, everyone.Via Reuters
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Dumb Criminal of the Week

Do you do yoga? I love yoga. It's calming, a great workout, and has been shown to improve your sex life. And the instructors are great inspiration because they tend to have some of the most bangin' bodies in the business. However, there are a few times when you might come across a rather, erm... …
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The Masturbating Cable Guy

I don't know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things - 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time …
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20 Creepy Sexual Innuendos From Cartoons

If you're in my generation (that is Generation: Didn't Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you'll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word "sex" fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 8

I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it's fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after …
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Jon Hamm and Fabio: Twinsies

Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He's Too Fat To Fit in a Booth

You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday's football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 - the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events …
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