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Idiot Robs a Wal Mart on Shop With a Cop Day

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So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn't KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even MORE deserving of a Darwin award! Mr. Timothy Randall Clark must be a few brain cells short of …
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Man Gets BJ in Back of Cop Car

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This is what I like to call a GIVING woman. According to TheHoustonPress, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested at a Texas Whataburger for having a stash of hydrocodone and Soma pills on them (that happened to cause their friend to pass out in a booth - hence the cops being called). Their …
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NO THANK YOU: Porn On Planes

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I recently flew home from San Francisco on a completely booked flight at 6 in the morning. I had been up partying till about an hour before my flight left, so you can guess that boarding a cold, dark airplane with a hundred other people I didn't know at dawn was NOT pleasant. Needless to …
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NO THANK YOU: Vodka Soaked Tampons

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Today is Thursday, a wonderfully amazing Thursday because not only it it (a) a holiday tomorrow, but also (b) TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL LIFT OFF TO VEGAS for the Manny Pacquaio vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend! ZIIIIING! However, my giddiness has had a temporary damper put on it by the many creepy and …
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Snakes in an ATM

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GET IT? SNAKES ON A PLANE REFERENCE! You know how jokes about movies that are 5 years old are great and always funny, right? They are always funny! HAHA! Wait what? What's that? Am I in an oddly good mood? Uh, no! Not that I know of! I mean, it's not like anything exciting is …
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Ghosts Have Sex Too

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Before today, we would normally agree with the idea that the need for sex is a natural part of life. We'd say that repressing your desires is unhealthy both mentally and physically for human beings who are biologically pre-disposed to want some booty! However, we now realize that statement is false. It's not a natural …
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Proof That Jersey Shore is Fake

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Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT'S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID "YOUR MOM'S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT MACARONI PICTURE." I am shattered. TORN, even. Heartbroken. And now I'm supposed to write for the …
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