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Marriage in Atlantic City is Easier Than Ever

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Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said "do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect." Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn't …
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Is it Racist?

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It's 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein's …
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Dumb Criminal Alert

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You know how sometimes you're at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you're like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then you're like DAMN, NOW I'M NOT EXCITED FOR ANYTHING. That's how I feel about this Dumb …
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Japanese Girls Licking Doorknobs

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I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I understand that just because two super weird fetishy things come out of a country …
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White Castle Wedding

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Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
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The Guinness Shoplifter

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Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit... she's got thighs of steel. Or should we say steal? No, we shouldn't. Carry on.
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Shopping Mall Riot Breaks Out Due to Drake and Weezy Rumors

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How was everyone's weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn't do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I'll never wear.And imagine …
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Happy Holidays From FedEx

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I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year - working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home only to dream of delivering more packages and then having to wake up to deliver …
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Pep Rally Prank Goes Too Far

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Here's a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
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