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I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world's creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can't help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden …
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Californian To Texan Translation
I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it's impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT'S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a "Californian to Texan" translation guide. The "chart" (I …
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Is it Racist? Trayvon Martin Edition
The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it's clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as …
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Happy Monday and Look at This Disgusting Thing
Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new …
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Alicia Silverstone Feeding Her Child Mama Bird Style
ANNNNNNNNND THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY. Have a great day not having nightmares about this video, everyone!
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They Say Women Cant Drive...
But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples' lives to save themselves five minutes. * - not all women, just these two.
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Jessica Simpson: Boner Killer
Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren't gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you're in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video …
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The Real Meaning of MPH
GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH BOMBS.
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This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty
I'll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it's a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms
Gosh, it's been so long since we've gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn't last forever! Here are some of the …
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