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6 Year Old Raps About Booty and I Don't Like It

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Maybe it's the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn't have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn't know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as …
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And the Mugshot of the Year Award Goes To...

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29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn't it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about …
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Oh Great, Another Florida Cannibal

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(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called "copycat crimes," where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). …
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Shia LeBeaouf Naked in New Sigur Ros Music Video

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File this under "Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn't Stop Watching." Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song "Fjogur Piano," and it has something I know you'd always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf's penis. Yup, our favorite little …
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Happy Monday From a Dead Cat Helicopter

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Guys, I'm starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don't you DARE TELL ME WHAT …
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Florida is the Worst State, Seriously

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We've discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news …
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