WTF

Apparently two people who probably shouldn't be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. I'm not really sure which is worse - Will Smith's spawn Jaden's awful AWFUL rendition …

I've gotta give this back-asswards hick family some credit - their lack of caring about what people think of them is something we could all use a bit of (although the fact that they even HAVE a reality show kind of proves the opposite of that... but hey, let's not get into semantics, Sugar Bear). …

Whoa. WHOA! Are you okay? I am amazed that you survived this long into the apocalypse aka your favorite blog going quiet for FOUR WHOLE DAYS. Unfortunately, even in the life of a barf-joke hocking blogger, tragedy still strikes. Boo-hoos aside, hug your loved ones. And while you're at it, watch this horrifying video:

I warned you. Happy Thursday.

Now that the hype surrounding the Shake Weight has cooled, the world has begun to crave a new, more sexual work out device to laugh at, then secretly purchase, and then hide under the bed in shame. Luckily, our Korean friends have gifted us with just that device, and it's called the HORSE RIDING FITNESS …

Just when I thought today couldn't get any weirder than the strangely sexual ad for Silk soy milk, this video (from TLC) (of course) (what's wrong with that network) surfaces, telling the story of Wesley Warren Jr. and his nearly 200-pound scrotum. According to The Huffington Post, Warren lugs around his 6 ft. circumfrenced junk …

Ummmmmm. What.

It's Friday! Wait, what? It's Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I'm pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago... Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The "LEARNING" Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember …

Embedded media Funny, I was totally planning on eating lunch today.

I usually like to start Mondays with something, funny and fun and smile-inducing, to wake you from your weekend haze and jump start you right into the work week. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not the case this week. Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I'm really …