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Woman Addicted to Growing Her Toenails

LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU'RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog "The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC's Strange Addiction", but I can't help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the …
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Crazy Baby Swinging Woman is Back

Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I'll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I'm like, WHAT …
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Dumb Criminal Alert

Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don't have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to …
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TGIF - Your Weird Weekend Video

After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it's time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best …
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The World's Largest Breasts

With a title like that, you'd think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn't you? But you'd be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the …
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Nicki Minaj Showed Up to the Grammys Like This

Confession time: I am not a fan of Nicki Minaj. I think her voice sounds like a mouse being cheese-grated to death. I appreciate that she's a talented rapper, but every time one of her songs comes on Pandora I can't get to the stop button fast enough. She's just UNBEARABLE, and the way she …
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This Guy is Sexually Attracted to His Car

Embedded media AAAAAAANNNNND that's enough for today. I'm going back to bed. Have a nice weekend, I'll be rocking back and forth in my shower trying to wash this off my brain. See you Monday!
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A Creepy Guessing Game

Pop quiz, everyone! I know, I know. It's Thursday, who would've thought there'd be a quiz on a Thursday?! But hey - this is BCU, and you need to be prepared. Have you been reading the material? Making flash cards? Practicing your vocabulary? It's cunni-LING-us, not CUNN-inglingus. Well, here we go: What is in the …
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A Virgin With Over a Dozen Children

HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm, "unconventional" assistance to fertility-challenged couples. Trent Arsenault has been running an unregulated sperm donation …
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