AND WE’RE BACK, with reason #12,720 that you should stay single: your husband might SHOOT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX.

Now, I’m all for some kinkiness in the bedroom, and I can imagine that after many years together things tend to get stale and you might want to spice things up and try new things… reference my post about Mister Rex Ryan and his foot fetishing wife for proof that I have absolutely no problem with couples gettin’ a little crazy in the bedroom. However, I think we should go ahead and draw the line at bringing a LOADED GUN into bed and HOLDING IT AGAINST YOUR WIFE’S BRAIN. According to the Smoking Gun, Arthur Sedille, 23, of Oklahoma, called the police last Tuesday to report that he had “accidentally” shot his wife in the head. He said that the two “often engage in sexual fantasy involving a gun,” and that he didn’t realize the gun was loaded when he cocked it and held it to her head. His wife died on the scene from a single gunshot wound.

I should probably add that Arthur’s wife, Rebecca, is 50, which I mean HEY LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS or whatever, but kind of ew, and that Arthur is being held without bond in an Oklahoma County jail, and that I feel like maybe there was a secret unconscious desire behind PULLING A GUN ON YOUR OWN WIFE. I dunno. Maybe that’s just me.