Big Bad Wolf Video – NSFW
BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo. Uhhhhhhhhhhh…?
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Drunk Guy Lets 9-Year-Old Son Drive
San Diego, I have learned, has the highest number of DUIs per capita of any city in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. I blame this on several factors: a horrific lack of public transportation, lack of alcohol education in high school, and urban sprawl so widespread that cab fares are nearly unfathomable as a young adult […]
TSA Screeners Leave Awkward Note
According to blogger Jill Flipovic, a strange and unsavory incident occurred on her last jaunt through security at the airport. No, she wasn’t felt up or forced to strip down, but her belongings basically were… and when a TSA agent came across her “Silver Bullet,” a vibrator from Babeland sex toy company, they seemed to […]
Woman Throws Frozen Steak at Boyfriend
Remember MadLibs? The awesome game where you made up hilariously nonsensical stories by inserting random (usually poop-related) words into otherwise normal stories to make them totally ABSURD? That’s how I feel about this next crime story, featuring a couple arguing over freezer space. According to the Smoking Gun, Edna Verdin became F***ING FURIOUS on Sunday […]
Don’t Read This: Ladies Edition
Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare. According to April Bonjour (which has to be a […]
Do Not Read This
I am warning you – if you own a penis and want to keep your testicles on the outside of your body, YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS. If you chose to read this, they will likely retract into your body like scared turtles. According to the Smoking Gun and the Wichita, KS police department, a […]
Man Assaults Ex For Not Liking His Status Update
Facebook has become the central hub of many peoples’ lives. Specifically my family that lives in the South. Boy do they love their Farmville and Pirate Wars and Mafia bullsh*t. And with the new Facebook feed, I can practically watch them waste their hours away commenting on photos and liking their own Nickleback-lyric status updates. […]
Guy Reports Theft of Child Porn
Ah yes, the sweet sweet return of Dumb Criminal posts, how I have longed for thee. Nothing… not Chris Brown being called gay, not cow nipple couture, not even Marion Barber eating the turf makes me as happy as a short and sweet idiot criminal alert. And today’s is a doozy. Kraig Stockard was shocked […]
Iowa Cops are the Worst
If you walked by a building with a sign calling itself “the naughtiest show in Des Moines,” what would you expect to see inside? A basketful of kittens mewing quietly? An elderly blind man playing violin by himself? A children’s choir singing Christmas carols? No, you’d probably expect to see some NUDEZ, or […]
WTF News Story of the Day
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The end.