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The Vegan Strip Club

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You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …
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Bill Murray is a Bad Ass

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People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of "Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?" …
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Dos and Don'ts of Cinco De Mayo

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For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out …
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Senator Caught Checking Out Porn

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Whatever, you might think, all men look at porn! Why should a man not be allowed to look at porn just because he happens to have a job in the congress, right? Oh, but you forgot one teeny tiny detail... HE WAS LOOKING AT IT DURING A DEBATE. More specifically, a debate concerning women's abortion …
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Chubby Kids Get Bullied More Often

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Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I'll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new …
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Dolphin Rape: An Epidemic

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Dolphins are widely known as some of the smartest mammals on the planet. They have highly developed communication skills, are fast learners, and are one of the only other known animals who have sex for pleasure along with reproduction. However, did you know they are also sexually aggressive attackers who want nothing more than to …
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DJ Steve Porter Remixes OBC

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A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown's sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don't …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

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It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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