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New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar

It wasn't long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin' out a BJ. And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they …
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Guitarist Takes Too Much Viagra

Despite the 30 seconds of barely audible side-effects that are heard at the end of Viagra commercials (I always assume they're saying "explosive diarrhea" and "sudden death"), young men all over the world are popping the little blue pill for fun, just to see how it benefits their sex life. "Please contact your physician if …
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How Porn Affects Your Life

We at BCU appreciate just about everything in graph form. Our short attention spans and kitten-like excitability make colorful lines and bars far more engrossing than boring old words and numbers. So when we found this colorful line graph about porn, we were like, BONUS POINTS!
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Pope Condoms

If I were to think of one sexy gentleman on the planet that I'd want plastered on a condom, it would most definitely be Pope Benedict of the Catholic Church. Something about that Dart Sidious face and creepy white robe just gets me riled up, y'know? Luckily, Dutch Condom company De Condoomfabriek ( The Condom …
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Hilarious News Anchor Gaffe

Gone are the days when news anchors could slip up and accidentally drop the word "penis" into a segment without anyone remembering. Unlike daytime TV, the internet likes to holds a grudge, so when a New Orleans news anchor bungled his lines last week during a piece about a new advancement in women's sexual health, …
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Another Miss USA Scandal!

Does anyone else think it's about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren't even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s. This …
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Is Drinking Affecting Your Physique?

You workout five times a week, mixing cardio with strength training, and keep a healthy diet- you rarely eat fast food and try to keep your fat, sodium, and sugar intake to a minimum. However, you just can't seem to lose those last few pounds or sculpt the amount of muscle you've been working towards. …
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo is Real

Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT. Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking …
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Gold ATM Built in Abu Dhabi

I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which …
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