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What Will The Lost Stars Do Now?

I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this... what... Sunday? I don't even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. Will they go the Danica McKeller of The Wonder …
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Super Sexy CPR

Forget old 80s VHS tapes with men in Coke-bottle glasses and salmon colored shirts, because this video, made by the Canadian Fortnight Lingerie company, is far and beyond the best CPR instructional video we've seen in... well, more than a fortnight, that's for sure. It stars two unbelievably hot ladies clad only in bras and …
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College Professor Jailed for Sex Club

Talk about party poopers. A Chinese computer science professor was recently arrested and jailed for 3 and a half years for admitting to holding orgies, or as he called them, "swinging games," which sounds more like youth baseball camp if you ask me, but hey, I guess I don't know that much about orgies. 53-year-old …
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5 Things to Do On Tuesdays Now That Lost is Over

I have to admit I was never bitten by the Lost bug, the same bug that took 6 years of brainpower off friends' lives. Their Tuesday nights were spent with the same confused look on their face that I get when I look at Bret Michaels bandana hair, and every end of the show was …
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Why MySpace is Dead

MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with …
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Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
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New Nike Ad For World Cup

You can always count on Nike to make big-screen-worthy commercials that induce tears while simultaneously giving you a bulge in your pants over whatever sports event is on the horizon. This ad for the coming world cup (which the BCU staff is counting down the days to) is no exception. Filmed by Alejandro G Inarritu, …
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This Post Is Not About Penis

Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I've realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively. So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of …
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