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5 Music Stars Who Need to Go Away

We all have different music tastes, some enjoy country, some enjoy rap, and some enjoy music that's actually good. Just kidding, I like country and rap when the situation calls for it which is never. However, a surveying of the recent music sensations has made me realize that there are definitely a few "music" stars …
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3 Drinks To Avoid Before Summer

Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …
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Shrek's McFlurry Flavor Sounds Shady

I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named "Puss" is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is …
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E! Celebrates 20th Anniversary

When I think of the E! channel, I generally think of a dirty syringe full of an unknown drug that a homeless person might find in a dumpster. It's absolutely the most repulsive idea in the world to inject yourself with it, but hey, you're homeless, so what have you got to lose? And then …
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How to Read Flirting Body Language

As we all know, body language is one of the most important weapons men have in their arsenal to know if a woman is flirting with them. Women tend to try and play coy and "hard to get" which usually translates into "acting like a standoffish b****" even when they're fairly interested. However, even reading …
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Awesome Chocolate Condom Ad

Durex is notorious for creating some hilarious commercials, one of our favorites being the balloon animal one from a few months back. However, we may have found our new favorite: this ad for chocolate condoms featuring a one very lucky milkman and a few very naughty ladies!
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The World Cup Drinking Game

YOU GUYS. The World Cup is in like 2 weeks! Aren't you so excited?! I AM SO EXCITED. Okay, I'm lying. I had to go to the FIFA website to even figure out when the World Cup started, and to know where it was hosted (South Africa, hey-oh!). However, it would be an understatement to …
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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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