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I have two words for you: Landon. F***ing. Donovan. Okay, that's three, I don't care. He pulled through after a scoreless 90 minutes and scored that goal in a way that said, "THIS IS FOR THAT STUPID STUPID HAIRCUT, ALGERIANS." (seriously, what was up with those haircuts? Hassan Yebda looked like the friggin' Last Airbender) …
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Thanks, Koman.
Truth time: No, I did not wake up at 6:30 this morning to watch the USA vs Slovenia World Cup match, but from the screams of agony I heard from my living room, apparently there is quite a stir going on surrounding a foul called on Maurice Edu, USA World Cup player, that cost USA …
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The Microsoft Kinect Makes You Look Epilectic
Everyone seems to be abuzz these days after the announcement at E3 that Microsoft was releasing it's new controller-less motion sensing system, eliminating the need for a controller all together. Awesome! I mean, how many times a day do you think, sure, this game is fun and all but BOY all this controller holding has …
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John Travolta Serenades The Socceroos
Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey's Anatomy make you ache for the time when actors knew how to cry and didn't just smoosh up their faces like they have to …
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No More Penis For Chat Roulette.
Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what's even the point of Chat Roulette if I don't get to watch 45 year old unemployed Italian dudes in their mom's …
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NBA Finals Game 6 Rundown. Also Soccer.
Last night was game 6 of the NBA Finals. Celtics Vs. Lakers. I had two 36 packs (two!), tequila, hot dogs, homemade potato salad and chips and salsa and EVERYTHING that should have made that game the most fun house party ever. And then my cable went out. Really? TV gods? REALLY? You've got to …
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The New York Subway is Having a Bad Day
Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven't been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don't know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that's precisely what I'm thinking about you. However, perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I'm talking about, and this whole "change the …
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Sexy World Cup Fans
Alright, World Cup, you win this time. I wanted to hate you. Your stupid Vuvuzuelas, your confusing rules, your TIES. All of these things made me want to hate you, and then I realized during the Germany Vs... someone match, that HEY! I get it! The World Cup is an awesome, multi-million dollar excuse to …
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Vince Young Goes Nuts At a Strip Club
Legacy embedded media Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I'd swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL …
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