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Hooray, it's time for BCU's weekly Obviously Obvious news! Despite right-wing attempts at promoting abstinence only education, downplaying the effectiveness of condoms, and using fear tactics to scare kids into thinking everyone has AIDS, many people are still having sex before marriage. And by many, I mean a lot, and by a lot, I mean …

Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment. I'd like to say that I burned my fingertips off on …

To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg, We've brought you here today to ask...nay, beg you to stop what you're doing. We've heard rumors you're nearing the end of writing another Indiana Jones movie, the fifth in the series, and we're just about in tears at the thought of it. I mean.... …

I've always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue... it just... iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance …

Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties all in a bunch over the newest iPhone. We've read that many of the past failures of the iPhone have been upgraded: the call quality and antenna are better, the camera is great, and the screen looks …

I happen to have a good friend whose birthday falls of day one of the World Cup, and because of my new found love (confused curiosity) of "footy," I casually suggested we throw a World Cup themed party for our friend -- record the first game in the morning and then watch it at night, …

Uh oh, two WC2K10 posts in one day! What's gotten into us?! I'll tell you what -- World Cup Fever, Soccer Sickness, the Football Flu. We just can not wait any longer for moments like these, that make us wonder how America still hasn't caught onto the awesomeness of this sport.* Legacy embedded media *Note: …

9 days and counting, people. We're getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high school soccer shorts. Now it's getting to the time when you need to start making your World Cup …