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Twitter Porn

Many exciting developments were recently revealed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, some sexy (3D porn!), some strange (a vibrator attachment for your iPod!), and some flat out creepy (Roxxxy, a sex robot that can talk to you about football). However, one stood out as pretty ingenious- Twitter Porn! Well, not exactly Twitter …
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Awesome Paper Parkour

Parkour (n): (also called Le Parkour, PK, or free running) A quasi-sport in which participants attempt to clear all obstacles in their path in the most fluid manner possible. Reasonable definition, we suppose, but we'd probably throw the word bad-a** in there too. Apparently, even if you aren't coordinated or athletic, you can create your …
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NASA Patents Used for Flirting Bra

Forget the Mars landing, satellites orbiting the Earth, and learning about the infinite abyss known as the Universe, NASA's patents have found a far more important venue: ladies' bras. That's right, the same memory foam technology that is used in space (and on those comfy mattresses) is now finding a home making women's busts look …
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Top 5 Music Mistakes of the 2000s

At BCU, we're are suckers for a great beat and addictive lyrics. However, this video, courtesy of Current TV, makes some great points about America's musical tastes. They count down the top 5 songs of the decade, as listed by Billboard, and offered us hilarious commentary about each and every one. You've been Fact'd! Legacy …
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The No Pants! Subway Ride

Improv Everywhere has been putting on staged events across the world since its inception in 2001, and one of its most popular is the annual "No Pants! Subway Ride," which prompts Americans to get on the subway, sans pants, and act as though nothing strange is going on. This year, thousands of people participated, creeping …
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Alicia Keys Makes a Booty Call

This past weekend on SNL, Alicia Keys and Andy Samberg performed a seriously priceless sketch, where a tipsy (and totally gorgeous) Miss Keys calls up Andy for a booty call! Were not exactly sure what this strange, awkward character Andy was playing, but it was cringe-worthy in all the right ways. A private note to …
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BeautifulPeople.com Boots Members For Gaining Holiday Weight

According to OnlinePersonalsWatch, BeautifulPeople.com took some pretty drastic action in maintaining their site's attractiveness. After perusing new pictures after the holidays, the site administrators actually axed over 5,000 members for allegedly putting on weight during the winter holidays. There has been nothing but outrage about the banning of members, but to be honest, there is …
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Prison Guard Caught Sleeping

There are certain times you should never fall asleep: At the wheel, at your best friend's wedding, on a barstool, andESPECIALLY not on the job. Especially if "the job" is monitoring high-security felons at Riker's Island Prison in New York. Apparently, that advice didn't deter Nadja Green, above, from taking a little cat nap. This …
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Online Dating Increases When It's Cold

Temperatures in the UK have dropped to below freezing, causing weather that has not been seen in years. Because of this unexpected coldfront, Britons have been utilizing online dating more than ever! According to DateDaily.com, Websites like MySingleFriend.com have reported record visits this week alone, showing that during this cold time, your chance of finding …
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Worst New Years Resolution Ever.

At BCU, we are all for trying to drop the holiday weight and getting back to peak summer fitness but, even we can't believe Megan Fox's claim that drinking vinegar can clean out your system and help you drop excess water weight. "I'm not one for dieting or exercising..." said Fox, "so, I have to …
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