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Sexy Motivational Posters

We've all seen those cheesy motivational posters: there is a drop of water hitting a lake and it says something cliche like, "There is no I in team." However, these new sexy motivational posters, all located at the CHIVE, are much more our style. Featuring foxy ladies like Sofia Vergara (above), we can't help but …
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Bikram's Yoga Can Increase Erection Size

It's already a week into January. Haven't kicked start your New Years Resolutions yet? Well, here's a reason to get on the fitness boat: According to Asylum, new studies show that Bikram's yoga (90 minute yoga classes in a heated room) can actually increase the size of an erection. Of course, all exercise can improve …
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Obama Loves Booty

Alright, so maybe it's his lovely wife, Michelle's. Still, as Asylum.com so graciously pointed out, booty is booty. Not even our commander in chief can resist a nice one. Kudos, Mr. President, for keeping it real.
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Friend Us on Facebook!

Because we know you spend 95% of your time at work stalking people on Facebook, why don't you go ahead and add us as a friend! We'll update you with OBC news, funny videos, and you can see who else is a fan of us... maybe a potential booty call! Check out our page here!
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Warren Beatty Slept with Around 13,000 Women

In a new biography, author Peter Biskind claims that '60s movie star Warren Beatty slept with around 13,000 women! Assuming my math is correct (and it probably isn't), that would mean he had to have bedded about 1.7 women per day for the 20 years he was in the spotlight. Sounds like we should all …
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Ass Antlers

The term "tramp-stamp" is becoming almost as dated as phrases like "Sugar Daddy," "Cougar," and "Two Girls, One Cup," but it looks as though the Germans have given us their greatest gift since Oktoberfest: the term "Arschgeweih," for a tattoo on a woman's lower back. What does that indecipherable word translate to, you ask? Roughly: …
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Condom Ready

After years of those "CRAP!" moments when guys realize that they don't have a condom, and women saying "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" to unprotected sex, the answer has finally come together. Why can't women carry condoms too? The Daily Mail recently reported that just as many women have begun carrying condoms as those that take birth control, …
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Women Of The Future

A recent study performed by New Scientist determined that "survival of the fittest" may not refer to the muscular and sexy "fit" we might think of. In fact, NS believes that women will slowly evolve to be "shorter, plumper, and more fertile." Well. That should be... interesting?
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Become a Beer Genius

TastyBooze.com has come out with a study guide very similar to your high school Spanish class flash-cards, except that this cool little "Beer Wheel" will help you brush up on your brew knowledge. So, instead of getting physically and mentally berated for bringing a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, you can be proud to …
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