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Happy Monday-before-weekend-2-of-Coachella, everyone! Or as I like to call it, The Beginning Of The Longest Week In The History of Linear Time. Of course, if you're just getting BACK from Coachella, this will also be a long week for you, but less because of excitement and more because your brain cells are trying to regenerate …
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING?
Ugh. "Good" morning is such a presumptuous phrase, isn't it? Like, who are YOU to tell ME that this morning is good? I think we should be allowed to greet people honestly from now on. Like this morning at Starbucks, I should have walked up in my sunglasses and oversized sweatshirt and the barista should …
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Let's Go On a F*cking Cruise
I've never been on a cruise, but I've always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who's been on one never wants to go again. I've heard things like "cabin fever" and "boring" and "expensive" and "feels like you're trapped at sea, because you are." But whenever I see pictures or videos of …
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Best Use of Dildo in A Non-Sexual Ad Goes To...
Dettol hand sanitizer, for reminding us why it's important to always wash your hands (or use hand sanitizer, I guess, if you're into that). Because you never know if that dude you met at lunch just finished ramming a dildo into someone's... well, you know. Happy Monday, everyone! Go wash your hands! And brush your …
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Cheap Ways To Make The Most of a Holiday Weekend
The four-day holiday weekend is nearly upon us (yay for Christmas falling on a Tuesday), and whether or not you celebrate the biggest consumer holiday of the year, there is no denying that four days off in a row is a gift and a rarity and something to be cherished rather than wasted. So instead …
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Top 5 Dos and Don'ts for Your Last Day on Earth
Welp, here we are everyone. Now that we have decided to go ahead and accept the ridiculous idea that the end of the world as we know it is coming in less than 24 hours, it's time to set some ground rules. Assuming the Earth starts to hurtle into a black hole or the sun …
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ZOOPOO.
Christmas is a week away and if you're anything like me, you haven't even begun to THINK about Christmas presents for people, and are instead spending the money on alcohol and Chipotle burritos, because the thought of going to a mall is a nightmare beyond what you can possibly handle. After seeing this commercial though, …
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How Are YOU Weathering Hurricane Sandy?
As a person who lives on the West Coast, my idea of "extreme weather" is anything over 80 degrees and any sort of precipitation whatsoever. Therefore, as I heard about the insanity that is Hurricane Sandy, about to straight-up rip the east coast a new butthole, I realized I'd have no idea how to prepare …
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Bikini Waxing Leads to STDs?
Hold up on scheduling that Brazilian, ladies - because new evidence is surfacing that may show waxing your bikini area could lead to infections, including those of the STD sort! Physician Emily Gibson, in an article for KevinMD.com, says that despite women's (and men's) desperate attempts to keep pubic hair at bay, the hair itself …
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SOTS Thursday
I have long been a fan of rapper Childish Gambino, AKA Donald Glover, AKA Troy on Community, AKA writer on 30 Rock and the best bit part of all time, so it's no surprise that when CG released the music video for his single "Fire Fly," I just had to choose it for this week's …
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