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#SOTS Thursday

There are a couple things that I can't stand in songs, and one of them is when a performer stops in the middle of a song to talk. I don't care what they're saying, they could be saying, "BCU Girl I'm gonna give you a million dollars" and I would still be irritated (and then …
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#SOTS Thursday

As the last of the college students finish their finals, running on nothing but coffee fumes and Adderall, it looks as though it's time to get back on our search for the Song of the Summer. This weekend, as nightclubs prep their vomit buckets and DJs set up their Macbooks, we've got a tune that …
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Happy 420 From OBC

Uh, NO, you guys, I am NOT talking about the annual day when pot smokers around celebrate their love of marijuana. Neither am I talking about the time of day when stoners often toke up, relaxing themselves after a long day of mind and/or back-breaking work under the watchful eye of The Man (aka the …
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Top 5 Moments of Coachella

img via billboard This past weekend was a clusterf*ck of smelly hippies, wasted rich people pretending to be hippies, and disgusting porta-potty shenanigans, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is, at its core, about the music. So, what were the top 5 musical moments of Coachella? Let's try and remember. 5. Justice: D.A.N.C.E: This eight minute …
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5 Up and Coming Acts to Watch This Coachella

The Day of Days is upon us, friends! The day we pack up our stuff, say goodbye to cell phone service, and trudge into the desert (okay, Indio Valley, but it FEELS like a desert) for a weekend of music, partying, and photos that would make our parents cry themselves to sleep, either from shame …
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Is It Going to Rain At Coachella This Weekend?

For those of us who have been religiously checking the weather for Indio, CA, the venue for the Coachella Valley Music Festival this weekend, some interesting and curious info has arrived: it might rain on Friday. Now, for some, the news comes as an absolute disaster... they love the festival for its scorching temps and …
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Coachella 2012 Checklist

Not that I'm counting or anything, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is exactly 3 days, 13 hours, and 46 minutes away from the writing of this post, and as some might recall from this and this, I am very, very, VERYVERYVERY excited. So you'll have to excuse me if this week is RIDDLED with posts …
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Happy New Year From BootyCallU!

As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be …
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2012 Pirelli Calendar is Here (NSFW)

The 2012 Pirelli calendar, which I always thought had something to do with tires but apparently only has to do with boobies, has arrived just in time for the holiday season. I'm not exactly sure who you would buy this gift for... maybe a creepy cousin or that neighbor that's been single for eight years, …
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