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Happy Veterans Day!

A big giant THANK from OBC to the courageous heroes who have put their lives on the line for our country! Happy Veterans Day, ladies and gentleman. Hope you spend this day getting primped, pampered, and hey, who knows... maybe some booty? We'll keep our fingers crossed for ya.And to our readers - we'll see …
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Top 3 Ways To Celebrate The Time Change

It's that time of year again, people. This Sunday, we set our clocks back an hour, thus officially ending the sweet Summery nights and kicking off the misery of Winter. If you think I'm a bitter, angry human being on Tuesdays, then you should see me the day after Daylight Savings Time ends. Not only …
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National Booty Awareness Month

NBA - 'National Booty Awareness' Month is apparently in full swing, according to a man who calls himself "Dr. Booty". A small part of me feels like I question this holiday because I of all people would have known this already, and also because it's 3/4ths of the way through September so I'm not sure …
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USB Vibrator Slash Storage Unit

Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren't they? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it, but jeez - when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT AWESOME, you know that our society is working with a lot more than just big latex dildos. With the introduction …
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Top Ten Party Schools in America

I remember when I was graduating from high school and looking at colleges, I went through a rollercoaster of emotions: stress, nervousness, worry, excitement, fear, and then apathy - because after two years of planning I just stopped caring. That's why I ended up at San Diego State, and went completely Catholic-school-girl-gone-bad all over the …
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Weekend To-Dos: SHARK WEEK.

It's been a couple weeks since I've given you guys my pics for weekend to dos, mainly because I feel like, hey, it's summer, figure something out! However, this weekend it's important that I give you a solid preparation weekend because next week is MOTHA-F*CKIN SHARK WEEEEEKKK! One of my favorite times of year, shark …
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New Hostel Ride at Universal Studios

I don't know about you, but I've NEVER been a fan of haunted houses. Something about willfully walking yourself into an underground building where people are paid to make you crap your pants and want to vomit and feel like crying all at the same time just doesn't sound like a good night out to …
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Billionaire Sheikh Carves Name into Private Island

You know how sometimes you're just bored with your PRIVATE ISLAND and your BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and your PYRAMID FULL OF 200 LUXURY VEHICLES? I know, me too. It's exhausting figuring out ways to blow your 22 BILLION dollar fortune, so I'm really relieved that billionaire sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan from Abu Dhabi …
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Dark Knight Rises Teaser Poster

San Diego's annual Comic Con is next weekend, the 150,000 person arts and culture convention which tears through our downtown district with a vengeance every July and makes parking, walking, and living barely possible. Worst of all, I think we're all a little unprepared. Usually, the month before Comic Con everyone is like "oh god …
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