NBA – ‘National Booty Awareness’ Month is apparently in full swing, according to a man who calls himself “Dr. Booty”. A small part of me feels like I question this holiday because I of all people would have known this already, and also because it’s 3/4ths of the way through September so I’m not sure which calendar this guy is working with.

THAT BEING SAID, I fully support and celebrate this most holy of months and hope that all the ladies (and gents) will share in this glorious and blessed celebration of the body part we love most: THE BOOTY. Check back the next three Fridays for more on how to make your booty worship-able.