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From our home to yours, the OBC family wishes you a very happy Independence Day, full of fun, sun, maybe that girl up there if you're really lucky, and of course BOOTY!
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Weekend To-Dos: FORTH OF JOOLY!
Ah, the wonderful Fourth of July. One of my favorite holidays of the year because it's all about being Amurikan. Grocery stores stack all their beer into pretty flag shapes and girls get into their skimpiest red white and blue bikinis. IT'S PATRIOTIC, I SAY!So, in honor of the holiday that results in the most …
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$100 Million ATM Receipt
I don't know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don't go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way …
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Weekend To Dos: The Official Countdown to Summer
*disclaimer: technically, yes, the first official start of summer falls on Tuesday of next week. However, being that weekends supersede weekdays in importance, we decided for the purposes of this post to assume that the summer solstice falls on Sunday. We have no need for science when there's partying to do, GOT IT?*This weekend marks …
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'Guess That Scandal' Game!
The New York Times CityRoom blog released this hilarious photo montage of the politicians from the past couple decades who got caught in the midst of sex scandals, all rocking the classic "I f***ed up and got caught" face. The first at top left is obviously our most recently disgraced pol Anthony Weiner, who did …
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Wal-Mart of Weed Opens in Phoenix
How amazed are you by my mock-up of Weed Mart? Pretty accurate, right?According to Reuters, a garden superstore is set to open in Phoenix which will cater to those in the area looking to grow medical marijuana. Acting on the newly passed legalization of medical marijuana, Dhar Mann, the founder of weGrow, says the store …
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Weekend To-Dos: Memorial Day Edition
This weekend is Memorial Day, which means we should all be taking the time to thank those who have given their lives to protect our life and liberty, but that's not exactly how it's traditionally spent. It's not to say that we don't do it at all, but we do a little less of it, …
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What Will Harold Camping Do Now?
Just like 9/11, the bin Laden killing, and the release of Cooler Ranch Doritos, we will all remember where we were and what we were doing when the world DIDN'T end on May 21st, 2011. People cheered in the streets and had end of the world parties, and news correspondents stood in Times Square, asking …
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Weekend To-DOs: JUDGMENT DAY EDITION
So, the countdown is on. In less than 36 hours, we might all be living in hell on Earth, assuming a withered raisin head is also telepathic. I hope you brought your dancing shoes out of retirement, because whether or not the Earth erupts in flames tomorrow evening or not (hint: it's not), we've got …
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How To: Plan An Awesome End Of The World Party
We at BCU have made a lot of jokes about the impending end of the world. All the animals dying by the hundreds and massive natural disasters and dudes putting rats and shoes in their mouths caused us to jokingly assume that the end of the world was near. We had 3 Reasons to Assume …
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