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Top 3 Things to Give Up for Lent

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So today is Ash Wednesday, which is a thing that some people celebrate by taking a Sharpie to their foreheads or something I think, but it's also the start of Lent - the forty day period until something something I don't know. The main point about Lent is that people give something indulgent up for …
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Weekend To-Dos: March Kickoff Edition

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I'm sure I don't need to tell you, but there are 3 reasons to believe that March might actually be the best month of all time: Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, and March Madness. Starting Monday, you could probably find something totally awesome to do every night of the week, whether it's watching basketball or …
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Korea's Sex Theme Park

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Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It's called Loveland and it's just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it's a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures …
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Weekend To-Dos: Makin' Money Edition

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Good news, everyone! The economy, which for the last few years has looked like the set of 2 Girls 1 Cup, is slowly cleaning itself off and considering taking a shower. Translation: things are getting better. Ish. Now, a lot of us are still feeling the pain, so this weekend let's not only have fun, …
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Weekend To-Dos: Music Edition

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Here in San Diego, AKA Paradise AKA the center of the universe as we know it AKA Whale's Vagina, it's raining. It's supposed to rain until next Sunday which might as well be a year, but as you know, we're still Weekend Warriors. We've still got to make the best of this coming three-day weekend …
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Weekend To Dos: The SUPER BOWL EDITION, DUH

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I wonder what it's like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It's Friday, and you're going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT'S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that's how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel …
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Weekend To-Dos: Detox Edition

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Often, after a long weekend of drinking, I announce to myself (between vomit heaves) that I really need to detox. No drinking, no fried foods, lots of vegetables, gallons of water... that sort of thing. However, as I get older and realize you don't have to pour alcohol into your brain with fury every 6th …
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3 Ways to Avoid the Flu This Season

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I hate getting sick. Not just like, "oof, I think I might be getting sick!" or "uh oh, I better load up on Vitamin C!" No. Like, laying in bed, writhing around in misery, crying out for Cthulu to end it all because MY FROAT HUUUUUWTS. Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic, but let's be …
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Weekend To-Dos: Doin' it on the Cheap Edition

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Remember earlier this week when I was saying this was going to be the best week ever? And remember how I said San Diego was going to hit the 70s this weekend? WELL GUESS WHAT IT ALREADY DID, ZING! Needless to say, we over on the southwesternmost point in the nation are very excited to …
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Nevermind- World is Definitely Still Ending

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If you recall this past Monday, I was very excited because the world stopped ending for a minute. I owe the pleasant tone of yesterdays posts to that misguided information. Signing onto the internetz today, though, yielded some rather unfortunate news: yup, the world's still ending. EXHIBIT A: It is currently snowing in 49 out …
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